i will forever maintain the belief that this is how they actually talk on hunts
My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.
Thanks, James Franco.
why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great
Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders
People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things
And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”
question mark! exclamation point? comma.