quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose


saturdaymorning:

firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

Real pockets too. Not those shallow useless pockets


dashconballpit:

she has draWINGS BY HER CHILDREN SEWN INTO HER WEDDING DRESS this is the cutest ofmg




fishingboatproceeds:

I am so, so excited that Robot and Frank director Jake Schreier will be directing the Paper Towns film.

Jake is a brilliant director. He also really loves and cares about the book and its audience. (Before he got the job, he traveled to Orlando and tracked down all the real-life versions of the locations in the book just because he wanted to see the world through Q’s eyes as much as possible.)

With Jake, a great script written by the screenwriters of TFIOS, the same producers and studio, and the inimitable Nat Wolff playing Q, I’m really excited for the movie. GAH IT IS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN YAY.

Hopefully we’ll learn more about casting soon. I’ll let you know the moment I hear anything! 


batmanaintapeasant:





iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM







kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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Mrs. Joshua Montgomery Sears (detail), by John Singer Sargent.











birbrightsactivist:

if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive

our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.